I’ve never had a baby.
Mostly out of sheer terror.
Mostly because I can’t tell the difference from one baby to the next.
I can’t help it. They all have the same eyes and nose and mouth, and they’re all about the same size.
It’s very confusing.
If I had a baby, and it was playing on the playground with a bunch of other babies, I wouldn’t be able to tell you who was my baby, probably.
That’s my third biggest fear.
It goes:
- Spiders
- Cliffs
- Not being able to tell which baby is mine on the playground
Pellets from the Universe 