Long walks on the beach, collecting little glass wizards, and pickleball.
Owning a katana, watching anime, karate, and collecting pinecones.
Cooking, listening to the brown note, and crochet.
Owning fuzzy socks, burning his own hair, and smelling fresh pumpkins every fall.
Baking cookies, wandering around and “accidentally” running into an old ex, and looking at photos of kittens.
Playing scratch tickets, going crabbing, and having season tickets to Cirque de Soleil.
Eating a just baked quiche, selling crack, and reading the bible.
Celebrating birthdays with a homemade card, watching shark week, and itemizing his tax deductions.
Tossing together a fresh beet and goat cheese salad, practicing the occult, and supporting his allies every pride month.
Waving at neighbors on his morning jog, polishing his collection of civil war era rifles, and volunteering at the local nursing home.
Brewing fresh coffee, “forgetting” another month of child support payments, and making teddy bears for the local children’s hospital.
Winning at chess, doing open heart surgery without a license, and practicing cello.
Creating origami rabbits, busking for beer money, and recycling.
Ballroom dancing, hiding in clothes racks at ross and scaring customers, and frolicking with puppies.
Washing his 2024 toyota camry, eating that fish that can kill you if not properly prepared, and caring for his 94 year old nana.
So if you’re the kind of guy who fits this description hit me up and let’s go on a date!!
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