My friend was telling me about how her dad, who lives in Montana, woke up one night, because he heard a crashing sound in the other room, and he said he thought it was Katie going through the garbage in the kitchen, but she was laying in the bed right next to him, so it couldn’t have been her.
So he goes into the living room and he says (about 3 octaves higher than a normal man’s voice) “AAAH! A bear!!!!”
Because a bear had ripped the air conditioner out of the window and stuck its head through the window.
After her dad yelled, the bear lost interest and left, and her dad closed the window.
Now, you might be thinking, “Katie is her dad’s girlfriend, right?”
But you’d be wrong.
It’s the dog.
Pellets from the Universe 