You Don’t Even Want to Come Over to My House for Dinner. Trust Me.

A very long time ago, I failed the food handler’s permit test three times before I finally passed it.

I don’t think even today I could pass it.

They should make the test easier.

They should look at your test and be like, “You got 10% of the questions right, but goddamn if you’re not cute as a button! That’s a PASS for you! Now go on out there and give someone food poisoning!”

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