Texts I Leave For My Best Friend While She’s Sleeping

I just thought of a reality show.

It’s a camera crew following you around Target while you look at things and show the camera the items and say, “That’s cute, isn’t it?”

For like 6 hours.

Each episode is 6 hours.

It’s a cozy show for people to fall asleep to.

And at the end of the episode you don’t buy anything.

And the Target closes and all the lights are turned off and you turn to the camera and say, “Well I guess this is goodnight for me!” and you hide in the clothing rack and go to sleep.

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