Pellets from the Universe

Game show host: Hello! And welcome to the game show that asks you… *holds up hand to ear*

Audience: What. Do. You. Waaaaaant!!!!!!?

Game show host: Haha, that’s right! It’s the game show where we asked contestants what they want! Now, our first contestant is Annie from Arkansas…. Annie, What. Do. You. Want!?

Annie: I want a baby!

Game show host: You got it, Annie. You are now pregnant!

Annie: Oh my God, I just took a pregnancy test and you’re right, I’m finally pregnant! Thank—

*hangs up*

Game show host: All right, our next contestant is Neil from New Jersey. Neil, I gotta ask you: What. Do. You. Want!?

Neil: *awkwardly with a cracking voice* I wanna lose my virginity!

Game show host: You got it, Neil! You are no longer a virgin.

Neil: Wow! You’re right! I can’t believe it!

Game show host: Haha! That’s the ticket! Now for our last contestant, Mary from Massachusetts, What. Do. You. Want!?

Mary: *excitedly* I want a pet frog!

Game show host: Oooooh, sorry about that, Mary, we cannot do that.

Mary: W-what?

Game show host: Yeah we can’t get you a pet frog. That’s too much to ask.

Mary: I don’t understand, everyone else—

*hangs up*

Game show host: All right viewers, that’s all the time we have for today for everybody’s favorite game show, lemme hear it again, audience…

Audience: What. Do. You. Waaaaaaant!!!!?