Pellets from the Universe

Yesterday a spider got in the house by the front door, and I was screaming and shit to my husband like, “Get it out of here!!!”

So he went and opened the front door and got a cup to rescue it and throw it down to the neighbor’s front door, and I was watching the spider, and it just casually walked out the front door to the outside like, “I’m outta here, this bitch is crazy.”