Did you know you’re not supposed to take things out of a national park, like dirt?
My cousin told me she used to go to national parks with her husband, and they would collect a little of the dirt and save it.
Why you wanna save dirt?!
Also you’re not supposed to do that!
It’s illegal, probably.
And did you know you’re not supposed to bury someone in the national park either?
Not even their ashes!
Maybe my cousin picked up somebody’s ashes thinking it was national park dirt.
Now that would be funny!
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