Pellets from the Universe

Me: I keep remembering how your 12th birthday was ruined because Josie and the Pussycats was sold out at the movie theater and we had to see Joe Dirt instead.

BFF: I know. FML

Me: I bet I was secretly like, “I hope Josie and the Pussycats is sold out so we can watch Joe Dirt.”

I called beforehand and bought every ticket to Josie and the Pussycats.

And then we get there and I’m like, “Oh no, it’s sold out?? I guess we have to see Joe Dirt now!”