Me: I remember where I was the night princess Diana died. I remember the TV show I was watching was interrupted by the news.
BFF: I was at Disney World!
Me: That’s the worst place to find out tragic news. The happiest place on earth.
BFF: We found out at a bus stop newspaper thing getting on the shuttle from our hotel. And then the same thing happened when Aaliyah died.
Me: You were at Disney World and found out Aaliyah died from the bus stop newspaper then too??
BFF: Yes, I swear.
Me: Remind me never to go with you to Epcot.
Pellets from the Universe 