Pellets from the Universe

Have you ever eaten magic mushrooms before?

I think it made me have a rapid bipolar cycle in 12 hours.

I wasn’t on any medications at the time.

I got suicidally depressed after the initial high.

When I was at the peak high, I laughed harder than I’ve ever laughed in my entire life, and I couldn’t decide if I wanted to piss my pants or barf.

It was PAINFUL!