Pellets from the Universe

I’m 4 days away from my 1 year weed sobriety anniversary, but I can’t decide how I want to celebrate.

I think I either want to smoke a telephone pole size joint all at once and be the first person to die from weed, or I want to walk past a Taco Bell at 2am, walk through a misting of weed smoke from the drive thru, and immediately have a panic attack.