I’ve been getting an insane number of texts for politicians campaigning for the election. I don’t know how they’re getting my number.
It’s always either a democrat or a crazy ass independent too.
They’re always like, “I’m just like you. I believe in protecting our children. Ensuring our streets are safe. And I KNOW there’s lead in the milk because aliens put it in there. VOTE FOR ME!!!!!!@ “
Pellets from the Universe 