Hunks For President

I don’t blame the internet for society’s ills.

I blame social media.

I don’t even blame the teens. I blame Twitter.

Facebook and Twitter turned everybody into zombies. Slaves to a phone.

Now nobody can read and a shitty toupee is the president.

If it hadn’t been for social media we’d have a president with good hair.

RIP sexy presidents.

JFK… Obama…

I guess that’s it.

Will Obama be our last sexy president?

I don’t wanna live in a world where Obama was the last sexy president!

Honest to God, Obama’s so charming, I would sign up for any cause or scheme he was running.

Even if it was to set all the forests on FIRE.

I don’t give a shit what his policies are.

Couldn’t care less.

Just give me a hunk to look at!