ME: Are you always getting sick just because some kids want to sneeze in your mouth?
BFF: yeah.
ME: Have you been chugging fruit?
BFF: I actually do get these health supplement juice shots from whole foods but also Zicam.
ME: Zicam? I’ve never heard of that. What’s that? I imagine it’s an immune system booster. Either that, or steroids.
Your balls shrinking, dude?
Because too much of that shit is not good for you.
Even if it makes you beefy.
And gives you a thick neck.
Pellets from the Universe 