ME: I love how adventurous you are with food. I want to GIVE YOU a food reality show. You could go around the world eating animal balls.
BFF: I try things, rarely like them, and eat chicken nuggets again. That’s every episode.
ME: You would be someone who goes to South America and eats chocolate covered ants, and then spits it out, and then the show would cut to you eating chicken nuggets quietly in your house straight off the pan.
BFF: Wow, Shannon. Called out.
