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• Reindeer Farm

  I’m going to a reindeer farm soon to pet some reindeer.

  I need someone to “reign” me in though so I don’t buy $500 worth of reindeer food to feed them all.

  March 29, 2025

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• Inflation Has Gotten Out of Control!

  Remember the Subway $5 footlong?

  It’s now the Subway $500 footlong.

  *audience politely claps*

  March 29, 2025

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• Fake Sugar

  Do you think I’ll get sued if I make a fake sugar substitute and call it “Stevia Wonder”?

  March 29, 2025

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• Seth Rogen Sighting??

  I think I might have seen Seth Rogen working his secret part-time job at a Starbucks.

  Or it could have been a regular guy.

  March 29, 2025

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