Tag: Titanic

• I Hope My Funeral’s Hilarious

  ME: I don’t want to die a terrible death that is scary.

  BFF: I hope mine’s a freak accident but I’ll be fine.

  ME: I want to die peacefully like that old woman in Titanic. Give me a million dollar necklace I can just throw in the ocean!

  November 5, 2026

  Death, Titanic

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